Premier League final-day clockwatch: top-four race and relegation battle – live! | premier league

Teams: City v… Olsen

No Sterling or Grealish in Pep’s starting XI, but John Stones returns (as a right-back). For Villa, Emi Martinez is unfit so Steven Gerrard gives a club debut to Robin Olsen, who used to be at Everton and then Sheffield United. Sounds like a recipe for some last-day heroics.

man city Ederson, Stones, Fernandinho, Laporte, Cancelo, Rodrigo, De Bruyne, Silva, Mahrez, Foden, Jesus.

aston villa Olsen, Cash, Chambers, Mings, Digne, Luiz, McGinn, Ramsey, Buendia, Coutinho, Watkins.

Teams: no Salah for Liverpool

And no Van Dijk either, which may make more of a difference.

Liverpool Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Konate, Robertson, Keita, Henderson, Thiago, Jota, Mane, Diaz.

wolves Sa, Gomes, Coady, Boly, Ait Nouri, Moutinho, Neves, Dendoncker, Otto, Neto, Jimenez

Some correspondence! “Just emailing in,” says Joe Mahoney. “to question that choice of Lasagna pic. Was it your intention to find the single most unappetizing picture on the internet? If so, well done. The film-like shiny skin on its surface seems to be acting in a similar way to bright, colorful frog skin; a clear warning sign to all to stay far, far away.” I’ll pass on your compliments to the picture desk.

Hang on, we have a fifth two horse race. The Golden Boot! Mo Salah is in the lead with 22 league goals, but Son Heung-Min is breathing down his neck with 21. Salah may not get a start today, with only six sleeps till the Champions League final. And even if he does, Wolves – though they’re in terrible form – may be less obliging than Norwich. Cristiano Ronaldo, who is third, is missing today with a hip-flexor injury, so he’ll be left with the Bronze Boot unless Harry Kane helps himself to a hat-trick at Carrow Road.

Preamble: four two-horse races

Afternoon everyone and welcome to the madhouse. The final day of the premier league season is traditionally a time of late twists, fond farewells, squeaky bums and silly results (Sir Alex Ferguson managed to combine the lot by finishing his career with a 5-5 draw at West Brom). Today we may see a little less of the wackiness and a little more grit, because the fixture list has done us proud. There are four two-horse races still to be run, and none of the clubs involved are facing each other – so eight of the ten games starting at 4pm have something riding on them.

Those races in full:

The league title. It practically belongs to Pep Guardiola, and it’s his to lose. If City beat Villa, they retain the Premier League trophy. But Liverpool, who face Wolves, are only one point behind them – and they’ve come from 11 points behind on 19 January. Both teams are at home today, which is more reassuring for Jurgen Klopp than for Pep.

The last Champions League spot. Leonard Cohen saw it coming: it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth. Spurs visit poor bednighted Norwich, needing only a point, so they can almost afford to be Spursy. Or even to order the lasagne. Arsenal, who have slipped back into their red-card habit, can’t afford to be Arsey. They entertain Everton, who are poor travelers and have nothing to play for after saving their skins in that midweek melodrama – but they have bizarrely become Mikel Arteta’s bogey team, with victories in the last three league meetings between the sides.

No lasagne for Spurs this week.
No lasagne for Spurs this week. Photographer: Alamy

The European wooden spoon. Not content with competing to see who is Manchester United’s least successful post-Fergie manager, Ralf Rangnick and David Moyes are also duking it out for the dubious honor of qualifying for the Europa Conference League. United, who visit Crystal Palace, are two points ahead but way behind on goal difference, so they need a win to be sure of making the Europa League, which is about their level these days. West Ham, who go to Brighton, seem much the better team without having the league results to show for it. They may have something in their eye as they say goodbye to Mark Noble.

The final relegation place. Norwich and Watford are doomed, Everton are safe, which leaves Burnley and Leeds. Both are on 35 points, with Burnley way ahead on goal difference and in much better form after benefiting from the no-manager bounce. They have 10 points from the last six games, twice as many as Leeds. Burnley are at home to Newcastle, whose new-found excellence is seldom seen on the road. Leeds visit Brentford, who have been superb since they signed Christian Eriksen. It’s a lot easier to see Burnley getting something than Leeds, but the final day doesn’t have much to do with logic.

The closest thing to a dead rubber is at Stamford Bridge, where Chelsea, who can only finish a distant third, welcome Watford, who are 19th and can’t be shifted unless Norwich somehow beat Spurs. The final game is Leicester v Southampton, where nothing but pride and prize money is at stake. Leicester, who are ninth, may well leapfrog Wolves, though they could conceivably be caught by Brighton. Southampton are 15th and will stay there unless Everton better their result.

If you’d rather follow one of the two biggest games, do join Rob Smith for City-Villa or Simon Burnton for Liverpool Wolves. If you’re up for all the fun of the fair, and the unfair, do stay here.

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